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i like big mechs and i cannot lie

Cas | 17 | ♉

Polysexual | Polyamorous

hello!

i worship knock out and ultra magnus like the gods they are. predaking is also my husbando uvu

she/her prounouns, please!

This blog does contain some nsfw material and may have content that is triggering for some.
yuu2111:

prime難しい~ れんしゅう マグナスおじさあん

yuu2111:

prime難しい~ れんしゅう マグナスおじさあん

sandlake:

Commission for elite-guardsman!

sandlake:

Commission for elite-guardsman!

tailgato:

totalnerdatheart:

a robot being asked to talk dirty, and it spends the next hour talking about literal dirt

Ultra Magnus and his Ultra Hammer

(Fuente: sirkai)

tanpom:

PSA: IF SOMEBODY ASKS YOU TO STOP TOUCHING THEM IN ANY WAY, EVEN IF YOU TWO ARE FRIENDS, YOU HAVE TO STOP TOUCHING THEM.

(Fuente: quacklez)

[reading fic]

[cute thing happens between otp]

[covers face]

[grins]

[slides down in chair and pulls legs up]

[long high pitched whine]

[straightens self out and continues reading]

(Fuente: princelyrobot)

teraboophilia:

if you have a crush on me, send me a  ★☆★

The Six Other Sins

(Fuente: avas-poltergeist)

zee:

petork:

if you unironically use uwu in 2014 i expect a personal apology and an explanation of why you did it

"im a poo poo diaper baby and need a diaper change because someone on the internet used a few characters to make an emoticon" –tumblr user petork

(Fuente: teamgalaxatives)

cedpipe:

jumped too far back in time

cedpipe:

jumped too far back in time

(Fuente: arlertarmin)

dannyrandy:

i can’t believe people get so angry about a bisexual spider-man. whatever. have your shitty bi/homophobic opinions. you’re an asshole anyway. i just can’t believe you’re robbing everyone of all the glorious ‘swings both ways’ jokes

overlypolitebisexual:

as a parent it is your god damn fucking job to look after your children stop treating your children like they are burdens

narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”