sometimes i forget how gay i am
hello is this necromancy done cheap?? i’d like to lodge a complaint, i ordered the blade of woe and was delivered a blade of whoa. now my ritual sacrifices are smoking all my weed and getting super invested in keanu reeves movies
"what? why would you like cartoons?"
"cartoons are for kids! you’re too old to watch that"
"i was born in the wrong generation" i say as i steal my grandkids hoverboards because fuck you i was promised these years ago
Kendra Wells (via belle-de-nuit)
Well this is fucking surreal
Look at how a single candle can both defy and define the darkness.
The word sword comes from the Old English sweord, cognate to swert, "to wound, to cut".
The sword is symbolic of liberty and strength. In the Middle Ages, the sword was often used as a symbol of the word of God. The names given to many swords in mythology, literature, and history reflect the high prestige of the weapon and the wealth of the owner.
i’d rather use the mobile app than see some of your themes
the anti vaccination movement basically consists of random people with no knowledge of medicine going “I can medicine better than doctors” and it would be hilarious if it wasn’t literally killing people
you dont need vaccines, I havent had any and Im still doing great
wow, what a compelling argument. you’ve got me
in other news, i am still alive therefore death must be a myth